Hi, I'm Clive.  Welcome to my world...

And yes, you are welcome to my world!

So what do you get?  To be honest I always think of myself as quite the most normal person you should ever wish to meet, but then I don't always think the same way as everyone else.  Why does that mean I have to be the one who is strange?  Isn't it possible that I am the only truly normal person here and it is just the rest of   you that are strange?  All together now... can we say "delusional"?

So why have I set up this small space on the web?  I the main reason is because I want to!  I would love people to come and read it, and I would like it even more if they left me some comments (good or bad) on what they think of this site, but in the end I am doing it for me.

So come in, forget the hum drum of our modern lives, put your feet up, relax and enjoy...

And if you don't do anything else, please sign my guest book so that I know you have been here.

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